Marriages are made in heaven!? But it really depends on the kind of person you are going to marry! 8) Some of my readers would have expected this kind of article by seeing my Facebook Statuses. Below I mentioned some reasons why I eagerly want to have a relationship (of course, that means marriage) with a female blogger! You May Now Kiss The Bride! 😆
1. Special Coverage. All the good things you do for her will be there on her blog and yeah, all the bad and mean things you do for her will also be there, but in a cute way!
2. Her Blogging friends are my friends. Most probably female bloggers will find friends in their own gender (I sternly believe!) and most probably all ladies who visit her blog will have a good impression (on me! :P). But, yes, she may get jealous by seeing your blog’s sweet female commentators! 😉
3. You can know a lot about her by just reading her blog. Most of the bloggers post almost everything that happened in their life on their personal blog. So you don’t need to ask her anything, just read her blog silently. You can even find her first crush! 😛 LOL. If she is away for some business or tour, you can easily know what’s been happening.
4. Accepts Negative comments and feedbacks. Being a blogger she would have faced lot of negative comments and feedbacks for her ‘random thoughts’ articles or technical articles. So in personal life, that will be really helpful to you. Girls are good at pointing out the mistakes! 😀
5. What Others Think? You can know what your mother-in-law thinks about you from blog posts, so you don’t need to spy or investigate. You can even know she is pregnant through her blog.
6. Get Quick Updates Earlier. If she loves you or hates you, you can know it before you get home.
7. ‘FREE YOU’ campaign. If you are arrested, for some reasons, she will start a special campaign to release you. And also urges all her blogging friends to do the same.
8. Don’t need to search. You don’t need to search for your honeymoon or dating photos, you can always find it on her blog! 😛
9. Supports You! She will support and back you if someone tells a negative comment or feedback about you. Even though she knows you are a looser, she will brag about you all the time, how sweet!
10. Right Decisions. You can always get right decisions, like whether you need to have a baby now or not. You know she used to conduct Online Polls or by Comments, etc.
11. Attractiveness. Your photo will appear more attractive on her blog. Even if you are fat a**, you will look much thinner on her blog. That’s love. LOL, blind love! 😛
12. No Hangouts. She won’t hangout much, since it takes too much of her precious blogging time. So most probably she won’t shop much!
13. So much enthu. She will be surprised (or at least she’ll pretend) if you tell a story even if she is very familiar with that.
14. Free T-shirts. There are lot of blogger’s meet and tech conferences out there, and she will get a pile of free T-shirts. So don’t need to spend a dime for them! 😛
15. Maintains Budget Very Well. She will help you to find a better host and domain registrar. You know she may even give the money she earns through her affiliate link!
16. Have a peaceful sleep. If your baby cries in the middle of the night, you don’t need to worry, since she will blog till midnight or till dawn.
17. Cool Giveaways. If you become a father (which is a surprising incident to her! :P), then she will be celebrating that through her blog. She will reward the top commentators or some of her readers randomly.
I hope this article is not teasing anyone. Written with some sense of humor and with strong hope! Of course, the same points substitute for Male Bloggers! 😛
Simply epic bro 🙂
And yeah, she will keep your blog running if you are down with fever :p
Super awesome blog.
The best fun part – Right Decisions Section
And Corrections needed at – No Hangouts do not mean she will not shop. Example I don’t do hangouts but i shop a lot online.
This is quite a list, Pradeep 🙂
Hope you got to fulfill your wish!
I thoroughly enjoyed reading the post. But hey, women bloggers are actually very sharp you know 🙂
Great post 🙂
OMG. Women bloggers aren’t so naive as you think they are! The same women bloggers can also personify you as someone else and point out all your flaws and some sharp readers might even identify the person behind the persona. And, you being a male can never match up to the standards of women and so your acts and activities can be dissected through critical posts and a blogger who values the readers’ comments might even try some harmless tricks on you. So, beware. I can give many points on not marrying a female blogger.
To each his/her own.
Joy always,
Susan
very funny. . . triggers me to write a post on why not to marry a female blogger
I think we have to offer a Blog to propose a female blogger.
Haha Good one
But Its not easy to get a blogger Bride
Nice said with a hilarious image. Best of luck bro hope you will find one of the top blogger wife. lol
funny indeed. got a safe as well as an unsafe side 😛
i'm kid so i did not say my opinion about this 🙂
haha ROFL :d Too funny !!!
Thats really appreciable,I also thought about this things,great share !!! btw are u really going to marry Blogger girl ? When and How ? In Google + hangout 😀
The best Article I ever Read. you rocked man. superb. I love it from heart.
Enjoyed the Post too much 😀
what a sweet article ! Awesomely explained about Female blogger instead of reasons 😛
And I think for my Blogger network she must help me to grow.
Great article man….
classy one, really very funny and out of the bucket 🙂
Haha! Really funny! Will you also communicate via the blog about common businesses. It could be an interesting business concept. At least you will be unique!
Gr.
he he he….you are crazy man … you want to marry lady blogger for "Her Blogging friends are my friends." lololoolololl
Funniest corelation I have ever seen.
Really awesome..
I also nid a female blogges as a girlfriend.hehehehehhe
Now I am seriously giving second thoughts to my blog… My husband stalks me there and now I know the reason.
LOL 😀
The most funniest and cool article I have ever read… Best luck for your Female blogger search 😉
ROFL…
Enjoyed reading it.. 😉
Ha ha. Quite a lark! But all said and done, with women what you see is NOT what you get. Sometimes they fantasise too much and what is up on teh blog may only be a figment of their imagination rather than the real. so, take the blog posts with a pinch of salt 🙂
Great thinking.
Joy always,
Susan
Ha ha… a very interesting topic. I just attracted towards the title. Fortunately or unfortunately my wife is not a techie but she makes tasty Sambar and idly for me !!!! 🙂
LOL! great points.I need to find female blogger now….haha
this is hilarious 😀
I`ll definately share this my friends – female bloggers 😀
Interesting one ! I was thinking on these points while reading and being a female blogger some points do count. he he nice one but some are too weird. Like a peaceful sleep… i dont think so 😀
Funny yet true facts! Thanks pradeep…
I laughed so hard when I saw this!! How fun!! Definitely sharing this. Thanks for the great read! 🙂
Lol… your post is too unique. I wish whomever I marry atleast learns to blog.
😉
Lol good one..:D 😀
Really 10th and 12th points are awesome.. I missed this chance.. My gf is not blogger 🙂 But she loves the way i blog 🙂
Even I like to marry one after reading this interesting post… but for me… booking is already made and she is far away from Blogging 😛 lolzzz
Really cool article for those bloggers who are looking up for their bride.
Very nice article, very nicely written, are you gonna marry to a blogger?
LOLZ
Hahahahaha,….the funniest post ever in the blogosphere… if this blog would have been a wordpress.com blog, then this post would have 2000-5000 views easily…. Really very good
Especially the 7Th, 9th and the 11th point..
Made my day….awesome points…….loved the “free u campaign” point the most…
I could not stop laughing right from the beginning till the end, and almost all of this is true with myself. No, you are absolutely not teasing anyone!
Great article indeed!
Man, this is really funny…
The point “You can even know she is pregnant through her blog.” made me ROFL. 😀
Hey brother this one is really funny type article. So have you already found any female bloggers for start your married life? I really appreciate your desire.
I had to link this in a comment tonight, I think this guy needed the encouragement. I hope he likes it.
Hahaha :)) too good
brilliant article 🙂 loved it <3
Oh, My God ! How many benefits are listed here for being a husband of female blogger. I gonna start my search for my blogging wify !!! 🙂 well done pradeep.
hahahha really awesome 🙂 🙂
awsome post man..mind blowing…most of the bloggers think the same..:)….we are all bloggers..and i hope girls also think the same…:P 😛 😛
That is nice, you will be able to work for each other…
You Will Also Get Back links from her blog.
She Will submit your Post in Digg, SU etc.
She can handle your blog’s comment Moderation etc.
Nice Article.
Now, I know what’s the real meaning of Rolling on the Floor and Laughing. Awesome post buddy.. Some points may not be practical but really liked the whole article. Actually, I am also thinking of marrying a Female Blogger but too difficult to find one 😛
lol.. 😀 😀 Great idea..! dude. ! Nice post. ! Thanks for sharing this great post.
He.he…he…he..
I can’t stop laughing! So you going to marry a female blogger? Nice idea! Well I’m just 15, so can’t think of marrying!
Best Of Luck, find a nice female blogger! 😀
Enjoyed.#7 and #8 are really funny.
it will be great to have a “webmaster girlfriend” or a “blogger wife” haha good points too 😛
but what if her blog becomes more popular than yours?
Hahaha… nice original article.
Why no jokes about plug-ins and skins 😉
That was simply awesome.
We would love to see with whom you are going to marry.
I am bookmarking this post and will ask you when you got married.
I can see that you're clearly in the market for a female blogger. It will surely be the ultimate work form home family. Just get working space on opposite ends of the house, otherwise the two of you will get on each others nerves sooner or later. Being together 24/7 does place unique strains on relationships, as all people do need some time alone.
any money she saves on the domain is going straight to cute t-shirts to take pictures of.
Its so funny, but some aspects may really work. Its always a better idea to know each other well in a relationship and if the blog serves a bridge then thats really cool. Im following your blog straight away. Do follow mine and spread the love 🙂
Really, this is a very funny article. Are you serious about marrying a female blogger ?
Awesome write up 🙂
Aww! Some reasons are really funny. I had a good laugh here. Too bad, when I got married blogging was unknown yet. Othewise I should have thought of marrying a male blogger, too. 🙂 My hubby introduced me the word blog, though he himself doesn’t blog at all. Tsk! Tsk!
Hilarious! 😀 You in love with a blogger or wanna propose. 😉 Wonder why you were pondering on advantages of marrying a female blogger. 😛
great brother, the #17 ! lol 😀 very funny and may be some points will really help out !!
bloggers are the most punctual person i ever known. all other fields ,we wont be punctual sometimes or it wont affect, but in blogging, its must have !! 😀 nice article
gr8 write up .. nice idea .. looking for the same 🙂
LOLOL… 😀
All the best Pradeep. 😉
This is funny but so true. I used to start promoting my old boyfriend’s blog/links when we were together. You should also add to the list that she’ll know just what to say to make you feel better with all the practice in writing on her blog haha..
hilarious and is more than awesome.. Now even I ll start looking for a female blogger..
LOL thats something I have to consider… Sleeping peacefully would be great 😀
Unfortunately i married a Civil Engineer and She don’t know the ABCD of Blogging 🙁 .
Nice thoughts. Looks like you are way ahead thinking about your online business
Funny and creative write up!
Well, I would avoid having female one as she would monitor my online dirty activities haha 😀
LOL – SO DEAD ON TARGET =)) well- Im married to my MC , were very happy together 😀
LOL!! This is really funny!!!
Although not too sure about #13 though!
really crazy n funny article man lolz lolz………….. 🙂 🙂 🙂
The best one, No hangout :))
This is most probably the best of light hearted posts yet so close to heart.
The most advantage is that ‘She is ready to accept all negative comments’ because it is blogger who accept happily all the annoying comments.
You did a great job man!
You two can even link exchange and write guest posts on each other’s blog 😛
this post really deserves a retweet :p
yah its funny………… But make me to think about marry once again..lol
Really funny post dude! Awesome! 🙂
have decided about this during ur visit to Indi blogger’s meet?
unniest article I have ever read …where do you get these ideas from hahahahha lol…. ..am sharing it on facebook…happy marriage life…
Okay, so when do you want to do this?!
My gf is infact a female blogger and quite a few points apply here! Need to get her hooked onto serious blogging though, so the shopping can reduce 😛 😛 lol
Awesome article about marrying a bloggers. It would solve a lot many things and mainly her support which u don’t get from family members and also u can divide work and have more fun blogging.
I also nid a female blogges as a girlfriend lol hahahaha
The moral of this article is – If you a blogger and if you are not committed then look out for the blogger guy/gal for better blogging futre 🙂
Funny and interesting…. good inspiration, lets know the update on how the marriage goes 🙂
hahaha very good post pradeep, so when you going to marry female blogger?
I'm reminded of a recent episode of *House*; see it?
Exactly as you described…..her husband was not thrilled. lol
Okay, so when do you want to do this?!
I LOVE this – how clever and true.
H I L A R I O U S!!!
Lol hahahahaha juz cnt stop laughing yo funny dude…haha gota show my pal diz article lol hahaha
LMFAO…
Very funny but in future perspective this is very important if you will choose your life partner within same field you are working. 🙂
ROFL, I loved this article! BTW Does that mean I’ll marry a gamer girl?
Funny, funny and very funny…. but what about those who are already married??
then get a geeky girlfriend 😛
Haha..
Man, you are so damn addicted to blogging I must say… I thought, the last thing one would want in life is to marry a geek, technical blogger, programmer or internet/mobile enthusiast. Your life will be always buried within the digital world. I mean, you will end up communicating only via blog, twitter or facebook etc. (just like you are making your intends clear – I have been reading your ‘interesting’ facebook updates)
have decided about this during ur visit to Indi blogger’s meet? 😛
Haha;;;;; 🙂 Very funny and interesting,,, so you wanna marry female blogger,,, All The Best,,, 🙂
Rolling On Floor… Very Funny Man!!! :)) 😀
Funniest article I have ever read …where do you get these ideas from hahahahha lol…. :)..am sharing it on facebook…happy marriage life…
I agree, it's one of the best! I loved the correlations!
ya.. ya funny. I agree. But here is the most practical and historic 18th tip ;-
18. If she is a blogger, shw won’t leave without passing through HBB, one of the greatest blog online, and if she pass through HBB, she will surely come through these kind of ‘feminist’ post ……………… and ……………………… (you can compleate the slogan in 10 words here.. 🙂 LOL )
can i laugh…awesome post pradeep…..i hope you get a female blogger as your life partner
I am a female blogger and want to marry a male blogger 😀 😀 hehe , I Like the way you write all 17 points.